February 2012
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
mattsmithsexual:
unpopular opinion,
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Good night
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH RAIN PONCHOS. GET ONE FOR EVERYONE. IT'S GETTING WET IN HERE. MAKE IT RAIN, BUT NOT THAT KIND OF RAIN OH NO I'M TALKING A SICKLY SWEET CUM RAIN. BABY MAKIN RAIN. POURING EVERYWHERE. YOU AND THOSE RAIN PONCHOS. UH! GET SOME!
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Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH CARPET. SHAG. ALL NIGHT LONG. IF IT DOESN'T BURN YOU'RE NOT DOING IT HARD ENOUGH.
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Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH DOOR HINGES. YOU'LL BE SQUEAKING LATE INTO THE NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE TOGETHER. OPEN AND CLOSE. OPEN AND CLOSE. OH YEAH MOVE THAT DOOR BABY.
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Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH CRAYONS. COLOUR THEIR WORLD. MAKE IT MELT. WAX THE FLOORS AS YOU BUMP AND GRIND. OH YEAH.
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH POWER OUTLETS. THEY DON'T MIND WHEN YOU STICK IT IN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YEAH BABY ALTERNATING CURRENT. CHARGE THEM UP. MAKE IT SPARK.
jillypooh asked: I AM SEEING ALL THE SHIPS SOOO... I SHIP YOU WITH ANDREW SCOTT AND HIS GOLD FISH <3 :3
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH RUBBER BANDS. SNAP IT. MAKE IT HURT. YOU CAN BEND THEM BUT DON'T BREAK THEM. OH YEAH TWIST IT ROUND AND ROUND.
Anonymous asked: I ship you with shoes and every shoe is your size.
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH LAUNDRY DETERGENT. THEY MAY BE CLEANERS BUT YOU WON'T BE AFTER THEY'RE THROUGH. THAT BOTTLE OF CHEER WILL SURE CHEER YOU UP. SUDS. SPIN CYCLE. MAKE IT WET. THAT BOTTLE OF TIDE WON'T BE THE ONLY THING FLOWING WHEN YOU AND THAT BOTTLE GET TOGETHER. TELL THE SNUGGLE BEAR TO LOOK AWAY THIS IS NOT FOR CHILDREN'S EYES.
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH REFRIGERATORS. YOU CAN TURN THEIR "LIGHT" ON WHEN YOU "OPEN THEIR DOOR." STUFF THEM FULL. THEY'LL STAY COOL ALL NIGHT LONG BABY.
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH CHAIRS. OH YEAH BABY SITTING ON THAT RECLINER. LOOK, THAT ROCKING CHAIR WANTS IN ON THE ACTION. DO YOU SEE THAT FOLDING CHAIR? HE UNFOLDS HIMSELF JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU, BABY. THAT OFFICE CHAIR IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL JUST AT THE SIGHT OF YOU.
Anonymous asked: I ship you with happiness.... 0:) <3
Anonymous asked: I SHIP YOU WITH BREAD. LOAVES AND LOAVES OF BREAD. BAGUETTES TOO. OH YEAH BABY LOOK AT THOSE BAGUETTES. THIS RYE BREAD WANTS SOME LOVIN TOO. TSHHHA OH LOOK AT THAT PUMPERNICKEL SHAKE ITS STUFF.
Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship...
sunflowercourtesan:
/because bored
Cuz I don’t want to go to sleep yet.
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whereismyoscar:
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tardris:
written...
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YAY BRET!
<3
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zombieboyfriend:
not sure if rdj or tony stark